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The rare art of receiving fellatio from a willing rotund woman while simultaneously shitting, wearing the head of a pumpkin costume and consuming bacon.
Matt: "Dude, the planets must have been in the proper alignment last night because I finally got a Bacon Pumpkin Plumpkin in the bathroom of the KFC!
Jim: Woah...thats the rarest of the rare, well done!
Not a big mac, ruined by bacon
person 1: Hey you seen that new big mac
person 2: What the one with bacon?
person 1: Yeah
person 2: That is not a big mac the structural integrity has been ruined by the bacon and now there is a squashed burger... with bacon... and sauce
person 1: so a big mac bacon?
A slutty girl from Tampa whose ass is so wide, it's like a side of pork.
"Dude, I can't believe you got with that fat chick. She's a bacon ass ho!"
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The Chocolate/Bacon Theory (CBT) states that if you present any food that does not already contain either chocolate or bacon (as this would contradict the Unified Theory of Chocolate and Bacon), its taste will be prominent or non-altered when adding said foods.
Chocolate/Bacon Theory Equation:
f + cb >= f
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A widely know alternative to sayings like "Man Up" or "Harden Up". Very popular saying in Japan as Bacon is generally served cold and hard in Tokyo and is widely regarded as the central ingredient for western foods consumed by hard dudes.
Mike says; "I can't make it any further, the road is too hard".
Drew says; "C'mon Mike, Bacon Up!".
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When one decides to fuck his or her spouse in the ass while cooking bacon on a Sunday morning.
So I was giving my wife the Sunday Bacon the other day and I almost burnt breakfast!
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the act of banging a chick while frying bacon or any other type of meat. this is good to do when you plan of have sex during lunch time or having sex for so long you get hungry. this technique is good for picnics and sex days.
Bro #1 " so how was your day yesterday?"
Bro#2 : " fucking amazing! me and my girlfriend had sex all day! we even did some Bangin Bacon!"
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