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Similar to "Choke Your Chicken". Scrape the Bird is to masturbate without any lube.
I was so turned on, I had to go home and scrape the bird.
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the nickname of someone who only smokes the chronist of the chron weed.
yo did you invite chron-bird over?
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the process of taking a bird, normally a pigeon and turning it upside down in an effort to see its genitalia
hey biatch, watch me flip this bird, nigga
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The Piasa Bird was a misunderstood mythical monster that is currently the mayor of Alton, Illinois. This creature has often had the stigma of being vicious due to Native American folklore, but in reality this could not be further from the truth. Recent historical and archeological evidence points to this creature as being one of the kindest and most generous of friends to humanity. Recent excavations show that the Piasa Bird was half bird, half fish, half reptile, and half mammal. It weighed over 300 tons. It had deer-like horns, HUGE wings, fire-breathing nostrils, talons the size of small yellow school busses, a socratesesque beard, a 75 meter long tail, and vampire fangs. Although these characteristics may come off as being those of a blood-thirsty beast that is not the case- the Piasa Bird was in fact the Native American equivalent of Santa Clause.
The chief went on top of the bluff only to find his 2 year-old daughter playing patty-cake patty-cake with the Piasa Bird.
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One who thinks they are funny or cool, but in reality are stupid or a flamer.
"Hey why don't you kiss my left nut! HA HA!"
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"Dude, you're such a Dead Bird, that line is so old."
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A fact expressed through song by Peter Griffin.
Everybody knows that the bird is the word,
B-b-b-bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
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While having rough sex the male tangles and tousles the woman's hair into a nest of sorts. When he is about to finish he pulls out and busts into her hair to give it the finished product hold, resembling a birds nest.
After Erin complained she ran out of hair gel Anthony fucked her and finished in her hair leaving her with a birds nest.
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