A dude who smells sooooo bad you wanna throw up. He is good at 360 no-scoping people
John Ceno: Do you know Brandon Ceno Smells
Patricia: He’s sooooo hot
John Ceno: I know right even though I’m a boy
A Boi that is thiccccccc, too THICCCC. Best ass around. Normally has bad memes, but is good all round. Has tendencies to get mad (MADLAD). Looks like a bellend. But is a nicee guy.
Can’t aim at video games, has 2% aim.
Good friend, but doesn’t understand the word caramelised or sarcasm 👌🏻
You:Wow is that a Thicc boi?
Me: yes his name is Brandon and is thiicccc. I call him Thicc boi Brandon
You: can I smash him?
Brandon: bend over
Bitch made nigga bruh , this nigga momma almost always got him on a leash. Nigga always fuckin with some goofy ass bitches and gets stupid lit off two puff puffs. Not uncommon for this nigga to be a savage though.
Me: aye you tryna hit this.
The homie : yea lemme get that
*5 minutes later
The homie: * eats all your fucking food *
Me: yous a Brandon ass nigga bruh
The act of being creepy around girls and asking for snaps. Don’t be a Brandon
Guy:Hey can I get your snap
Girl:I guess I don’t really like you
Guy: I love you bee my girlfriend
Girl: block
Girl to her friends eww this guy was being a total Brandon💎
An invitation between two men to, typically clandestinely, preform oral sex on each other in the cab of a pickup truck.
Hey Jim, at halftime, let’s go Brandon!
A dude Brandon I used to live with who worked for fosters moving. He hated it and quit after day 1.
Person 1: "hey where's Brandon? "
Person 2: "who? "
Person 1: "Brandon the Foster kid"
a school in brandon, florida with a horrible football team, std infested cheerleaders and annoying ass teachers. brandon tends to be a pretty fun school at times but the aps are always blowing their whistles too fucking loud for no reason and giving out lunch detention for stupid ass things. brandon got hella baddies though and theres no reason not to go.
Gay: riverview is way better than brandon hs (fl)
Me: shut the fuck up