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A 6 pack of Budweiser, 1 Mikes Hard Lemonade and 2 Forty's of King Cobra. All purchased in one outing/party and enjoyed together in whatever order you please, preferably cold.
Yo Tae Tae, I'm gonna run in the store and get some dranks, you want something? Yeah G, lemme get a Mississippi lunch break! Shit Tae, i'll get us both one!
Slipping into the bathroom for a quick wank or bean flick while at work and on the clock.
I got so horny sitting at my desk I had to take a Texas coffee break.
Don’t use the head around 10 am because every stall is full of dudes on a Texas coffee break.
My explosive diarrhea episode quickly turned in to a Texas coffee break and I flicked a squirt from my engorged bean.
Verb: 1) the act of taking an extended break at the begining or the end of your shift because your late or you want to leave early and not use your sick/vacation time.
Nuclear plant manger " where's John it 10am ? "
Secretary " John called in, hes's going to take his "Federal worker break" and coming 2 hrs late.
Nuclear plant manger " great I'm going to take my Federal worker break and leave at noon today "
When you fuck a chick on a beach during Spring Break with-out a condom. As you are cumming inside of her, grab a handful of sand and throw it in her eyes and RUN! Nine months later...SURPRISE!!!
Yo, the bitch I gave that Spring Break Surprise to in Acapulco found me! She said she wants child support. Fuck, I wish I gave her a Screaming Seagull instead.
when you want to fuck someone hard
I wanna break someones back so bad.
A house party where the host is constanly asking for money because he or she thinks the host should not have to throw down any money for the keg or liquor.
Example (break-even party):
Partygoer 1: "Hey man, where are the cups?"
Host: "The cups are in my room. Give me a few bucks and I'll get you one."
Partygoer 2: "You are charging for cups?"
Host: "We are using my house, I should not have to pay anything for the keg."
Partygoer 1: "Damnit I hate break-even parties."
When you were perfectly happy in a relationship but then are forced to break up. The worst thing to go through especially when you still love your gf/bf deeply. Want to remain friends but dont know how to. Then suddenly one moves on, and the other is left broken in a million pieces... their heart doesn’t know how to function. Say they are over it but truly aren’t.
“My mom is forcing me to break up with you. Im so sorry. Forgive me. Wait for me if you can ! I love you.” Forced to break up