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A great Poketuber. He loves Psyduck.
Real Breaking Nates videos are the best!
A 6 pack of Budweiser, 1 Mikes Hard Lemonade and 2 Forty's of King Cobra. All purchased in one outing/party and enjoyed together in whatever order you please, preferably cold.
Yo Tae Tae, I'm gonna run in the store and get some dranks, you want something? Yeah G, lemme get a Mississippi lunch break! Shit Tae, i'll get us both one!
Slipping into the bathroom for a quick wank or bean flick while at work and on the clock.
I got so horny sitting at my desk I had to take a Texas coffee break.
Don’t use the head around 10 am because every stall is full of dudes on a Texas coffee break.
My explosive diarrhea episode quickly turned in to a Texas coffee break and I flicked a squirt from my engorged bean.
All that stuff you find around the house after a break-up that's not yours. Depending on how cordial the break-up is, this will either require either a phone call/text to the ex to let them know your found more of their stuff OR another trip to the dumpster!
I kicked my boyfriend out two weeks ago and am still finding break-up residue in my house!
When you fuck a chick on a beach during Spring Break with-out a condom. As you are cumming inside of her, grab a handful of sand and throw it in her eyes and RUN! Nine months later...SURPRISE!!!
Yo, the bitch I gave that Spring Break Surprise to in Acapulco found me! She said she wants child support. Fuck, I wish I gave her a Screaming Seagull instead.
when you want to fuck someone hard
I wanna break someones back so bad.
When you were perfectly happy in a relationship but then are forced to break up. The worst thing to go through especially when you still love your gf/bf deeply. Want to remain friends but dont know how to. Then suddenly one moves on, and the other is left broken in a million pieces... their heart doesn’t know how to function. Say they are over it but truly aren’t.
“My mom is forcing me to break up with you. Im so sorry. Forgive me. Wait for me if you can ! I love you.” Forced to break up