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you call me in the morning to wake me up you call me in the evening to tell me that its lunch and your call at night-completes my life.
im in love with my best friend..
im such a fool-------!
the song your call is this girl in love with her best friend and every time he calls her she falls in love with him more but he doesn't no it.
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u do this when u see a girl with a nice ass
boy 1: dam look at that ass
boy 2: *cat calls* DAM BITCH BABY WONT U COME MY WAYYY
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another way of explaining you had a night of rowdy sex
Sally:
Why was there screaming coming from your room all night?
Pamela:
I was playing Call of Duty all night long
(then everything thinks you're cool)
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To dance naked in a snow storm while drinking pineapple juice.
I really wanna call the doctor
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to fuck a girl called kerry in the ear and jizz on her glass's
i was bored so i deaf called kerry
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A day that resists definition, that ends only when you hand the phone over to the person beside you. It's late and you realize you're hungry. Then suddenly you know there was one more thing to say but you've already handed it over. For a moment you realize that unless you press it firmly closed your thoughts will flap in the warm wind. Until then, the person on the other end will follow you in the wrong direction. What you said will never be what you meant, an imperfect urban plan. Some day in the past, the entire conversation would have taken place in letters. You would have pressed firmly closed what you never said. The person beside you hangs up.
You're always so busy I don't want to interrupt you. I took it as encouragement that you even wanted to talk. This is calling it a day.
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Hitting the girl you are with in the back of the head with the butt end of one of the Buck Hunter guns at a bar, knocking her out.
"When was the last time you had sex?"
"Does me last calling that chick last night count..."
"No."
"Then I don't know, haha."
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