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When you poor maple syrup and semen into someone's asshole and eat it while they attempt to shit
I was eating her ass when she suggested the Canadian trash can
Canadian King of Cannon is a nickname of Canadian rapper, Kris Wu. As we all know cannon is something which makes large sounds, therefore is commonly used to describe artistic and skillful singers and rappers like Kris Wu.
-Who is Kris Wu? -The Canadian King of Cannon. -Oh, skr.
This is when you see a wet dildo in a Canadian Tire store. When you find this it is also known as SCP-69420. A place for gay people to go when they are horny.
Defined also when a Canadian Tire becomes a sex shop for toys and other items.
Dirty Canadian Tire
A direct, and powerful kick to the nuts/genitalia.
"some guy was harassing me so I gave him a Canadian Nut Launcher."
Donair sauce - a maritime sweet garlic sauce that absolutely looks like cum
we should go get donairs, i'm craving that delicious Canadian Cum Sauce
When you buy Canadian maple syrup and pour it all over your balls before you go to sleep on Christmas eve, as we all know elves love maple syrup, so while you're sleeping tiny elves smell the sweet maple syrup and climb into your bed and sensually lick the syrup off your balls.By FAR the best Christmas gift I've ever recieved
I got my boyfriend canadian christmas balls for christmas and now we are engaged
GET OFF MY DICK !!!! - Canadian George Washington