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when it smells like 37 chinese men who have not taken showers for days are standing around you.
cory:ew! whats that awful smell
nick: i know it smells like 37 chinese men
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What happens when you give Indigo Cinnamon Life. :P
CRUNCHY THE CHINESE SAILOR FTW!!
Why so crunchy, Batman?!
CRUNCHY THE CHINESE SAILOR PWNS :3
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One of the best and iconic Kpop quotes/memes made by the one and only Eric Nam, while he was doing a watermelon challenge on Amber Liu's channel
Amber: JackJack, go home (in chinese)
Eric: Your dog speaks chinese
The act of applying super glue as lubricant while having sex. It allows some movement, while at the same time sticking and slowing you down.
My friend, never settle for super glue, rubber cement will give you the best chinese finger trap
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The thing that retarded chinese man blabbers about.
-In my lair captured-
You: OMFG!! WHAT DO I DO NOW?!!!!!!11111
Me: MWAHAHAHAHA!!! YOU ARE NOW TRAPPED WITH CHINESE DUCT TAPE!!!! *thunder storm* BWAHAHAHAHA!!!
You: Hmm...there must be some way to get out of here... *uses a............thing* YESSSSSSSSSSS
-3 hours later-
Me: WTF HOW DID THEY GET OUT?!
*chinese man pops out from nowhere*
Chinese man: Ancient chinese secret.. *brings scissors*
Me: Fuck.
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A phrase used to describe an extremely difficult task or how hard an object is. The inference is that calculus is difficult by itself and in Chinese, a seemly nonsense language compared to English, it is extremely hard. Etymology: Midwest slang.
That girl is so hot, she makes my dick harder than Chinese calculus.
My grandpa said "trying to program my VCR is harder than Chinese calculus."
Anyone acting in such a manor that may pose as an interference or some sort of disruption in the daily life of someone who is of Serkish ethnicity. This may include, but is not limited to:
A) Anyone working for an IT Department
B) Any hot female having a boyfriend and who is loyal to him
C) Anyone who is stupid
That damn IT guy just installed some new software on our computers. My computer now takes twice as long to open up my files. That f***ing bastard is a Chinese Food Crip.
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