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Spreading covid by injecting semen directly into the rectum; you’re welcome
I got anal covid from letting John fuck me last week. If only he wore a condom.
When there have never been so many public queries worldwide on the coronavirus to the authorities, as millions of infected people seek direction and admission into hospitals, and millions of others dialed to inquire about unemployment benefits and corona assistance for folded-up businesses.
Guesstimate how many Covid-📱calls were made globally during the lockdowns, as the number of infections and deaths show no signs of abating.
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A hobby that one picked up during the COVID-19 pandemic
During quarantine, my COVID hobbid was popping pills and completing puzzles.
When you gift someone (friend, coworker, etc.) an item in short supply like hand sanitizer. Then you take it back when they are looking because you really need it. It is even better if you take it back when they are in quarantine.
It looks like Darlene just Laura's hand sanitizer off her desk. Wait, didn't Darlene give her that hand sanitizer? Yes, she did, but I guess she needed it more. That is a classic Covid Redistribution.
The Most deadly person you’ll ever meet
Who is the great Covid brixton?
I COVID Viper is a person who spreads the COVID virus 🦠 like a snake. The viper spits its venom into it prey eyes blinding them for the kill. Making everyone infected with there mouth spitting COVID everywhere. All in the area. ☠️☠️☠️
When you need a sick day so you purposely fail your symptom checker and call out as suspected Covid contact
I didn’t sleep well last night so I think I’ll purposely fail my symptom checker and just take a Covid day