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What you call anyone who says or does something just dumb enough not to be punched in the face with a Buick.
Jimmy just told that hot chick he likes Dungeons and Dragons and eats a lot of ham while wearing a glittery cape. Jimmy's a freakin' crack monkey, dude. That's what happens when your mom snorts crack rocks and coffee beans and then goes to the zoo to have unprotected sex with mysterious, hairy blurrs. They held her afterwards and brought her flowers the next day. So I guess it was kind of nice, in an anti-Darwin sort of way.
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A bad case of 'the shits' brought on by an extremely hot curry the night before.
Much, much worse than Bombay Bum and Rhino-Eye as, in this case, the arse crack feels as though it has been prodded with a soldering iron.
"Oh shit Babes, you'd better put a loo-roll in the fridge, I've got Karachi Crack again"
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the space between your toes
Damn, Nikky... you got a lot of cheese in your toe crack.
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I seen her panties as she bent over and I cracked a fat right there and then.
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High school located in Highlands Ranch, Colorado. Filled with rich spoiled "badass" kids who use their parents money to either start drug habits, or drug dealing.
"Dude, I hate Crack Canyon, we should transfer!"
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What idiots use as a euphemism for general drug use and a reason for misbehaviour. Of course they lack the basic knowledge that crack is SMOKED (what do you think a crackpipe is for, dummy?), and not snorted. It's powder cocaine, or llello, yoca cola, A1 Yola, and so on that you snort.
"You've been snorting crack?"
"No, fuckhead. Smoking it."
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Referenced in the movie, Snakes on a Plane and quoted by Samuel L. Jackson.
Used to express overly violent animals or someone who is overly aggressive or hyperactive. Usually mumbled by a bystander or some crazy monkey.
Oh Great! Snakes on Crack!
What the... Snakes on Crack!
What the hell are you? Snake on Crack!?
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