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A horrible abomination bestowed upon mankind. It's filled with the tears of millions of lost and miserable souls. One should only take a sip when they find themselves witnessing or being apart of an extremely sad or utterly depressing occurrence.
"I just found out that my girlfriend is cheating on me with my father. I'm going to go sit in a corner and take a long sip from The Cup Of Human Sadness now."
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After a hot night of sex, the woman cups her hand over her fuck hole while she runs to the bathroom making sure the baby-batter doesn't spill onto the floor. Once in the bathroom she dumps the baby-batter into the toilet.
Steve: Last night after I fucked Mercedes she did a cup-n-run to the bathroom. By the time she came back I was asleep.
Matt: Sounds about right.
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A mixture of grape soda or grape juice combined with ginger ale.
Bobby ran out of Pepsi, so he made him a pimp cup.
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The best part of waking up is Maga Tears in my cup
A cup of Joe, Good to the last drop
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Heavy petting. A phrase eluding to how far a sexual encounter went (or could go). Sexual intercourse, is/was not involved.
Friend 1: So, how is this new guy? Did you sleep with him yet?
Friend 2: No, but I gave him a good cup and tug for the first time the other night. He's getting lucky next time we go out!
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The small bouncy seat on an old red tractor.
While driving a 1954 (or similar) tractor, you must be sure to position yourself on the butt cup properly in order to gain maximum speed.
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