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Spot-dancing

A promiscuous dance performed by females who wear ridiculous high-heeled shoes that do not permit them to move their feet and thus force them to dance on the spot bobbing up and down. Spot dancing is typically accompanied with a drink in hand and the female is usually under the false impression that she is being sexy and seductive.

Dude 1: Jesus, look at Elisha dancing over there. I totally want to split her pins tonight.

Dude 2: Nah man, that's not hot, she's just a spot-dancing baffoon.

by Naive Melody October 25, 2009

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ANKLE DANCE

The act of being screwed while laying on your back, with your partner pulling and pushing you up and down by your ankles.

John screwed me today using the ankle dance method.

by Kathy O. Shoes January 13, 2008

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Fatty-Dance

Dance you do before eating 'cause you're that excited to eat.

Did the fatty-dance to Rhythm Nation while waiting for my stir fry broccoli and tofu to finish cooking, nom nom nom.

by trifling_veggie April 5, 2011

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Ka-Dancing

The art of combining dancing and karate; graceful yet deadly. A tutu and karate belt can be used during this art performance (a.k.a Ass-Whoopin, with style).

That girl just did a piroutte and kicked that guy in the nuts; what great ka-dancing!

by Jlutter September 11, 2006

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Happy dance

When a naked male turns his hips left and right and his penis slaps against his leg making a clapping sound.

Guy 1: Damn yo, my girl was cheating on me but I just did a happy dance and got over it

Guy 2: yeah I bet the guy she was cheating on you with can't even happy dance
Guy 1: AHAHAHA lil dick bitchπŸ˜‚

by LilFarquaad November 20, 2016

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Pants Dance

1. Dance in which the wearer pulls the front of his or her pants, while wearing the said pants, with both their thumbs and gently pulls on the pants in a rhythmic motion, swaying their hands and pelvis side-to-side. Using the thumbs to force oneself to leap forward with each sway is also acceptable, but may cause minor amounts of property damage, minor injury to oneself or others, and enormous amounts of humiliation.

2. The move one does in a seated position while trying to scratch the itch caused by pubic hairs latched to the penis as it retracts back into one's body.

1. "Dude, me and this hot chick met on the dance floor and we started to Pants Dance, but then she stumbled and hit an old lady."

2. "Sir, I will not allow you to Pants Dance while I am giving a lecture!"

by The Jaw Slapper February 4, 2010

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Hardcore Dancing

The dumbest thing to do at a show. a Bunch of emo and hardcore scene fucks do moves and tricks they learn from there karate class when they were 7 years old. A good site to laugh at.

HAHA look at those dumbfucks hardcore dnacing, getting there ass kicked by the skinheads in the pit.

by mike November 15, 2004

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