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the theory the person you are seeing will put out on the third date
(used by Blink 182 in their song Wendy Clear)
guy 1: "yo dude did you get some last night?"
guy 2: "nah man the 3 date theory fails me."
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a fruity alcoholic drink that only exists so light-weights at parties will get drunk and *ahem* accomodating--without realizing how much they've had
Smirnoff Ice, Mikes Hard Lemonade, jungle-juice, and drinks like the grasshopper, are all date-rape cola
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When two people (usually guys) start talking about Call of Duty, exchange gamertags or whatever the hell PS3 calls it, and set a definitive time to play. Easier to arrange than normal dates.
Mac: Hey what are you gonna be doing after work?
Tod: Just got that Black Ops son.
Mac: NO SHIT?? Me too, XBOX or PS3??
Tod: XBOX 360 all the way dude.
Mac: Oh dude give me your gamertag and we'll rape some cats later.
Tod: It's a call of du-date.
Mac: Ok fag, hit me up later.
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Males using their hand to 'jack off', that is holding their dicks and moving their hand back and forth.
Last night I had a date with Palmala handerson.
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When two people go on a date on a Wednesday, also known as "hump day," there is an expectation of sex or some sexual act.
When is your date?
Wednesday.
Haven't you only been out a few times?
Yeah, but we really like each other so it's time for a hump day date.
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when you are desperate for a relationship your mind just screams "date me pls" at everyone that looks you in the eye (and then some that don't).
Taylor: Wow there are so many attractive people here, i wish i was in a relationship
Cutie: Hi! I like your shirt
Taylor: I like your face
Cutie: what
Taylor: *internally* date me plssssssssss
Cutie: ?
Taylor: what
*disappears into the oblivion*
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guideline imposed by fabulous wannabe modern single women regarding timeline for having sex with prospective boyfriends/husbands. Akin to the mandatory waiting period required for gun purchases. Allows women an evaluation period to checkout said husbands to evaluate their worthyness and future potential while simultaneously assuaging their own guilt about slutty behavior if they sleep with prospective husbands too quickly
Babette wore the pink bra and panties under her little black dress this evening because she wanted to prepared for all possibilities on her date with kurt. They had been seeing each other for two weeks now, so the three date rule no longer applied.
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