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(TOID sounds funny.) The overuse of insults you commonly see on YouTube comment sections, or arguments on Facebook. Such words as fag, bitch, pussy, queer, ho, (sometimes) nigga, lame-ass, dumb ass, dick, and a ton of others can probably be named, but there's too many, because people have such an amazing vocabulary, even though most of them spell like kindergartners. Also, when faced with a good comeback, they either:
1. Say the exact same words they used again.
2. Say stupid, having nothing else to say.
OR
3. Close the browser window, obviously feeling defeated.
TOID victim: ur a fag.
Smart Person: A fag is a bundle of sticks.
TOID victim: shut the fuk up dumbazz niqqa.
Smart Person: Dang. You're pretty old for a 2nd Grader...
TOID victim: ur stoopid. *closes browser window*
The Online Insult Disease (TOID) that you'll probably see mainly on YouTube.
when one uses his/her tongue repeatedly to moisten their lips...or smelling the air with their tongue. commonly found at bingo parlors or park benches...and persons over the age of 63.
' i saw a man earlier lick his lips 20-30 times in a minute like a snake...he must have had "old man tongue disease"!!
A venereal disease, especially syphilis.
That prostitute gave me the french disease.
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A culturallly transmitted disease that attacks whole cultures of people. It runs in families and some studies show that it may be caused by a gene unique to humans that can produce good results but also can also cause negative tendencies. The exact chromosome has not yet been found if this is at all the root of the disease.
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An example of CTD: Culturally Transmitted Disease would be the Long Island Italian strain. A unique disease that causes a majority of Italians to behave in an overtly emotional manner displaying Operatic-like expressivity and using hyperbole. Anxiety is often a sympton of the disease. It originated on Long Island from the descendants of Brooklyn first generation Italians. No one knows the cause, but it is believe to be linked to an ancient Italian gene. Early onset of the disease is also very common among Long Island Italians.
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E-Fishing Disease also known as (EFD) consists of a high urge to go fishing while browsing the internet. The symptoms generally start upon looking at other peoples fishing photos. Some of the side effects are enhanced expectations (I.E. you think you can catch the same size fish as other peole), which usually leads you to spend a lot of money and fail anyways. E-Fishing Disease infects 1 in 5 males in America and 1 in 25 females.
Dude 1 - Dude what the **** did you see the size of that catfish?
Dude 2 - Yeah, its not that hard all you need is a river, some bait and about 8 hours of time
*1 week later*
Dude 1 - WTF we caught nothing
Dude 2 - MOTHERFU**ing E-Fishing Disease!
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The act of supplying McDonald's with the white sauce from your armpits. Classic symptoms are excessively wearing white T-shirts and people avoiding you when you lift your armpits. Also Mayonnaise Perspiring Syndrome or MPD/MPS.
Dude 1: That guy in front of us has Mayonnaise Perspiring Disease !
Dude 2: How do you know?
Dude 1: He's wearing a white T-shirt everyday.
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Being 100% Caucasian and performing dances like the Donkey Kong or any variety of hip-hop moves. It just doesn't work, no matter how tall you are....
(at a club) "Wow, look at that guy he's suffering from Terminal White Disease (TWD)"
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