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The door thats opened when you ask a dork about their obsession. Normally followed by said dork's insistant need to explain their obsession to you.
dude 1 to dork: "What is the difference between anime and cartoons??"
dude 2 to dude 1: "pfft!! good job opening the star treck door, now he will never shut up."
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an individual lacking in intellectual prowess
look at that door knob licker on that harley wearing that cowboy hat sporting a mccain - palin t-shirt , ill bet he's a christian.
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When you race someone up the stairs and get in front of them, near the top of the stairs you pull your undergarments down and let their face slam into your hot booty.
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The single most annoying kids television show ever. but theres nothing else on soo......
1. Cartoon Network has to stop replaying episodes of Kids Next Door the voices are so annoying!
2. I hear it!. Whens adultswim on?
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Two guys, one girl, one hole. Get the picture?
Last night John and I got some Dutch Double Door action going with Sally!
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This is when a cat lays down on its stomach and tucks all four legs under its body. Sometimes they will doze off in this position.
It is very funny when tigers do door stop kitty.
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An idiom one can use in occurrences of failed penetration. The bread being a penis and the door frame being a vagina (or anus).
A: "So how was your date with John?"
B: "Bread on the door frame..."
A: "Aww shit"
C: "So, are you feeling anything?"
D: "Nope, seems like there's bread on the door frame."
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