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When a man has enough intercourse in a day that he cannot produce enough semen thus creating a dry heave effect via the penis.
When I finally came for the tenth time today my penis dry heaved (dry heaving penis) his final breath.
To be very funny in a very slick way
Bro, you always catch me off guard, you got a very dry sense of humor.
When a girl that is pregnant has sex and is in labor as she is having sex but the male's penis blocks the baby from coming out.
Oh no! Dry red martini is happening, I'm in labor!
during a hand job you use rock salt as a form of lubricant
Billy was wasted and inadvertently gave himself a russian dry rub in the snow which also led to considerable shrinkage.
Dry humour is as in its name, humor that is not really that juicy, so not really humor at all. Something categorized in this can't be called a joke or a pun; it is simply something that is self-awarely (well, sadly, sometimes not) not funny nor humorous at all. Though, that doesn't really keep you from having shits and giggles on about it.
Think about it as some random meme-y thing -that is not supposed to be funny at all- that is said in a totally normal conversation.
It's sometimes said to be close to sarcasm, but the unnecessary type.
Jim: Can we talk tonight?
Tom; No, I'm busy with the kids in my basement.
Jim: It's so sad you are taking every opportunity to be funny, man. You must think you are very funny.
Tom: It's called dry humour, damit.
The act of forcibly sodomising someone without any form of lubrication.
Like when you pick your car up from the garage and the bill is way bigger than you expected it to be and they lay some yap on you about there being more wrong with it than they thought and the labour charge is fifty quid an hour and there's nothing you can do about it but pay up and drive off and then you realise that the damn rattle is still there and they've not fixed it at all.
That's what dry anal rape feels like. Probably.
every single person in a particular space is touched
After listening to the touching news from the US, there is not a dry eye in the house