From Call of Duty Infinite Warfare campaign:
The greatest robot to ever live! RIP
PENIS
E3N (Ethan): Good luck, Reyes. It's been an honor, sir.
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The most amazing person you will ever meet!
me: You are amazing!
Ethan: Tell me something I don't know.
me: JK your an ass!
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It’s practically an elephant’s trunk.
Girl: Do you know Ethan?
Girl 2: Yeah, Ethan’s cock is massive.
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A nice guy, always tries to help. Usually right on questions. Somewhat popular. Most popular of his friends. Doesn’t focus on girls but would like to have one. Likes to play games on a ps4. Likes memes. Would want to be your friend if you like the following things. Red Dead 2, cats, memes, and Clash of Clans.
To define Ethan Young you must except that Ethan Young is cooler than you and will t-pose on you and you will bow down and beg for mercy.
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when someone makes you stay awake no matter how badly you need to sleep
Man, i pulled a David Ethan to talk on facebook with a girl friend all night.
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The best boxer in the world also known as muscles of a god
Ethan Saturley is the best there was the best there is and the best there ever will be
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The hottest mf on the earth. Super ripped and short and lives in nashville and smart and rich and cool
Greg: “have u met Ethan wacker? He’s so rad dude”
Clint “oh I know right!”
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