clitoriolis effect

The necessity of circular motion in tonguing a woman to orgasm. (of note: in the northern hemisphere, tonguing must occur in a clockwise motion; south of the equator, tongue motion must be executed counter clockwise to achieve equal effect)

Cheryl did not come through straight intercourse. I always had to subsequently apply the clitoriolis effect to get her there.

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Bashmore Effect

When a song or track you like has been so overplayed you begin to dislike or hate it. Also happens to the song you choose as your alarm.

Named after the producer Julio Bashmore, as his track 'Au Seve' became horrendously overplayed on Radio 1, turning love for the track into hatred.

Alex: "I really like Daft Punk's 'Get Lucky' but I think it's already suffering from the Bashmore Effect"

Sam: "Yeah I hear you… Nick Grimshaw played it twice this morning when I was getting ready"

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coach effect

The hours between 12 am and 2 am when you've had too many tequila shots and you realize that you are 3 shots away from giving up your virginity to the first guy that says you are pretty because you are completely drunk and it's Coach's fault.

"Dude, I was pounding so many freaking Patron shots last night come midnight they triggered the coach effect."

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Beowulf Effect

Referring to that creepy "almost real but not quite" look when too much 3D graphics is used to enhance movie object. This term comes from the movie Beowulf (2007) where 3D gives Ray Winstone, Angelina Jolie and other actors a very creepy, nearly-real-but-still-fake appearance.

"I hate it when those movie produces use WAY too much 3D in their movies... it makes the actors look creepy."

"Like the Beowulf Effect?"

"Exactly!"

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Mendoza Effect

When only half of what you say is true yet people believe everything you say, that's the Mendoza Effect

There is no way that can be true! Joe tricked you with the Mendoza Effect

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Chaylen effect

a person who is sick to go to school, having to stay home for more than 3 days, take nyquil and/or tylenol; talks to his or best friend during a sickness. and is also a badass

1.)"dude, i had the chaylen effect a couple weeks ago, it was awesommmmeeeeee!" 2.)if ur name is chayanne or belen, you are sexy.

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The Suitor Effect

Rapid loss of braincells due to association. May experience random outbursts of running as-well

Man you’ve been slow today are you experiencing “The Suitor Effect”?

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