FRIED EGG

When you take a very distinctly hot frying pan and you spank your soul mate with it and then you ejaculate on where you spanked her to cool it down.

Me and my old lady did the fried egg last night...

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piss eggs

a word used when you mess up or when something goes wrong.
Dermot also says it when he ejaculates.

A piss eggs, I missed the match

Rent boy: Oh yeah oh yeah

Dermot: PISS EGGS, there we go

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goose egg

(1) The egg of a goose
(2) A moron, used as insult
(3)a term used for someone who lacks the skills to do anything right.
(4) proud conservative
(5) an insult to someone who is useless

"might aswell go lay an egg biatch"

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scrambled eggs

Pussy that has been tampered with too much.

See turkey, loose as a goose, paris hilton

Hey, don't hook up with Crystal, shes scrambled eggs

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Egg Roll

Another Name For A Small Penis

The Other Night When I Was With Nick I Found Out He Has A Total Egg Roll

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Hatch an egg

Take a dump, cleanse ones colon, pass waste, lay a cable, drop the kids off at the pool, pass a turd, have a chod

Ohhh mate that vindaloo has left me with nuts guts! I'm desperate to hatch an egg!! lay a cable cleanse the colon take a dump have a shit nudge the fudge drop the kids off at the pool

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Egg Taco

The Act of Stuffing your Testicalls into a womans Vagina.

Pile Driver Position is most preffered

Pile Driver Position is most preffered when I stuff her egg Taco with My Eggs Erupted when Warmed & then Sprayed Holidase Sauce on her Face

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