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A popular dog trainer who makes educational videos on TikTok and Instagram with his Belgian shepherd mix named Capri.
When my dog misbehaves, I ask myself “what would Eric Ita do?”
Eric Golde's Support Server is the place all the 12-year old's skid from.
Eric Golde: Skidcumber got banned from Eric Support Server for being a child just skidding.
A feeble attempt at humor by means of pointing out the obvious in a given situation. Not to be confused with "dad jokes", because Eric jokes are actually funny ☝️🤓
Hahhahaha did you just make an eric joke
a feeble attempt at humor, by means of pointing out the obvious in a given scenario. its called an "Eric" joke because a guy called eric popularized these jokes. not to be confused with "dad jokes" because eric jokes are actually funni
was that an eric joke? hahahhaha
An Eric Fox is the Husband of Missy Fox and Soul mate of Missy Fox. An Eric Fox is the most irreplaceable being to ever walk the planet. When an Eric Fox is absent from a Missy Fox’s life the Missy Fox will feel like her heart is literally missing from her chest.
Wow that man is an Eric Fox; his abs are second to none.
Eric Fox, a missy fox must be close behind.
THE MULTIPLICATION BOYS
Me and the multiplication boys got sum 223’s, me,lukaku,pogba & Eric Bailey are the multiplication boys
Spanish Eric - Overview.
This is an alias for a tight arsed cunt with several properties in Spain. He will never holiday in these dwellings but will use them to take numerous solitary breaks.
Whilst taking a break he will constantly send photos (library) of everything he consumes, boring the shit out of his friends (worded very loosely)
Whilst sitting alone he pines for his UK friends, hoping that some will buy property near to one of his casa's, so that they can take photos of drinks and tapas together and go shopping for upside down pineapples.
Personality
He's a cunt.
Appearance
Spanish Eric
wears special order shorts that would turn dinghy back to Calais.
His choice of shorts are vulgar in appearance and one would think he wears them for a dare.
Perversions
Spanish Eric mostly enjoys singing opera to transvestites in the hope that once again he'll have a hard dick to play with.
Spending copious amounts of money (Sterling, and Euros) in titty bars when the trannies have retired is not usual.
Home life
When not stuck on the M62 Spanish Eric loves to spend time in his reading nook studying the history of Air fryers 2010-2024. He and his current wife Spanish Sarah have an ever growing collection of these heinous machines.
Seldom, in fact fucking never does he invited his friend to his UK residence.
Legend has it he keeps his parents locked in the attic and bleeds their pension money from them to spend on airport parking.
You can't wear those noncey shorts, you'll look like Spanish Eric
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