An endless, and often boring list of comments made by a number of friends over a number of days, often resulting in posts over 50 times the average quota of a Facebook post that invariably veer miles away from the initial postee's post.
Pete: Had the best night eva with Sammy D and co - yeah man, you guy's fucking rock!
(100 posts later ...)
Eddie: I think elephants really have amaaaaaaaaaazing memories and shit. And wtf is with the Facebook Commentathon dude?
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After being sickened by the masses' predictable reaction to events, addictively engrossed in endless links, photos and comments posted by others or just burned in a bad exchange, deciding to take a break from Facebook.
You get in a heated Facebook comment war with relatives about whether Osama Bin Laden's killing was justified or not, because you posted something suggesting that it was or was not. In reality, you'd rather just have your relatives be relatives, not political sparring partners. But since Facebook makes everything you post immediately available to your relatives, you are now in a comment war. Thus, you throw up your hands and go on a Facebook Vacation.
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Someone who only goes on facebook through their iPod Touch or iPhone.
Person 1: Why doesn't Jack ever friend request anybody on facebook?
Person 2: Jack's a ipod facebooker, that's why.
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A person who is all over someone's dick on facebook. Whether they're hating or just making worthless comments, they won't hop off.
Collin (photo comment) - Dude, you WOULD make this your profile pic. Put a shirt on man.
Sam - I was at the beach man stop being a facebook jockey. My dick's starting hurt just let go.
Jackson - word collin you've been facebook jocking niggas hard lately chill out
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Usually named karen , susan , thelma , etc. posts redneck and minion memes
vania: my mom is such a facebook mom
me: yea, sheβs posted 9 minion memes already today.
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everyone has that uncle who is complaining on Facebook that Obama is making people gay or that Mexican Immigrants are taking over the world
No he's my mom's brother, he is a stupid Facebook Uncle
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The idea that one shouldn't like a bar/restaurant/food/etc. before actually visiting or experiencing it.
βGeez, Steve, if you didnβt have so much Facebook Integrity you would have realized tonight is two dollar everythings at the bar!β
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