Rural Dictionary

Fat Oppression

Something that isn't real. Overweight people aren't 'oppressed'. If someone is bitching to you, it's because they are a asshole. Not because you are overweight. Fat people have not had to fight for equal rights, fight to get married. Fat people have never been enslaved by skinny people, they are allowed to have jobs, have kids, get married like anyone else. And if someone does give a REAL life example of when they have been oppressed, most of them are highly exaggerated. You don't hear fat oppression anywhere else besides tumblr. That's because it isn't real.

Normal weight person: Here, try some fruit salad!
Fat person: ARE YOU SAYING I'M FAT?! THAT IS SO FAT OPPRESSION!
Normal weight person: No! It's just this is really goo-
Fat person: TRIGGERED! IM PUTTING THIS ON MY TUMBLR!

by Metal head \m/ July 27, 2015

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fat jacket

The layer of fat on the average North American, both male and female, which covers the upper body. Components of the fat jacket include the panace, manboobs, backfat, and underarm sag. Although the jacket can be useful in winter as an additional layer of warm clothing underneath the underwear, it is more often a hindrance to mobility, flexibility, and getting laid.

The jacket is usually made mostly of nachos and cheese, although chicken wings are often used, and the jacket can be grown thicker through extended periods of sitting on the couch.

The fatjacket requires minimal maintenance, although it must be cleaned relatively often to remove the odour generated by sweat buildup.

1) I need to work out more regularly, because my fat jacket is getting too thick.

2) The bulkiness of my fat jacket makes it difficult for me to tie my shoes.

by Duster929 January 31, 2006

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fat heads

A South Eastern Virginia Term used for "Nike Air Force Ones". Mostly used in the Hampton/ Newport News Area.

Also Spelled: Phat Heads, Phat Headz, Phat Hedz

"Yeah, I just copped 2 pairs of fat heads from foot locker."

by vaballer June 14, 2006

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