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A knife fight between two people bound at the forearm. Thus, for each fighter, one hand holds the knife and the other hand is tied to the opponent.
Just settle it with a good old fashioned Puerto Rican knife fight.
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When trying to flip your partner over for doggy-style sex is met with great resistance
Heather was down for some drunk fucking, but when I tried to flip her over for doggystyle we ended up having a Puerto Rican beetle fight for 10 mins
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A organization put together by a high school girl and her wonderful mom. The organization makes pillowcases for cancer patients going through chemotherapy.
"Were did you get that sweet pillow case?"
"Pillow Fight 4 Cancer"
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"equal rights equal fights" extends the idea of equal rights for both men and women to fighting.
traditionally, an honorable man or boy would not fight or attack a woman or girl; however, "equal rights equal fights" argues that since males and females should civilly be treated equally, a man shouldn't necessarily be expected to hold back from a fight against a woman.
this idea is controversial, since the simple truth is that due to fundamental differences in body composition, the average man will almost always be able to win a fight against the average woman, and even a relatively strong and/or skillful woman may lose against a relatively weak and/or unskilled man. this fact makes the application of "equal rights" not always equivalent to "equal fights," since while the rights of men and women are (ideally) equal, their physical bodies are not.
male who loves pizza: "you stole my pizza. now we must battle to the death."
female pizza thief: "nope, can't hit a girl."
guy: "equal rights equal fights. chivalry is outdated. now, have at you!"
*they fight, unencumbered by societal expectations and traditions*
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A weenis fight can be between 2 or more people. It's pretty much like tag, except you tap the person's weenis, and then they try to tag you back.
Person 1: "WEENIS FIGHT" -tags friend's weenis-
Person 2: "Hey! Get back here" -chases after friend-
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Who do you thinking will win the fight? Definitely not that non fighting bitch satan, that pussy never could fight.
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You wanna fight about it? Question, phrase, expletive.
You say this when you feel like pretending you are an Italian mobster. This phrase must always be spoken with a stereotypical Italian accent.
Them: "Dude, you completely fucked up my science project when you poured beer on it!"
You: "You wanna fight about it?"
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