I'm a faggot and I try to be a lone wolf but I suck
You're THE Idiotic lone wolf
Valley of the wolfs syndrome is what happens when a disrespectful tough guy stops being tough when he is getting beaten up.
Due to his valley of the wolfs syndrome the 14yo got shit ass beaten by a group of adults who were tired of his shit
A horribly gruesome case of runny chunky trots that looks like Wolf Brand Chili (with or without beans depending on consistency). There are 3 levels of “The Wolf Brandies” - no beans, mild, and spicy.
Burl: Bro I just ate 5 quadruple layer burritos from Toxic Hell...where’s your bathroom?
Chance: Ya, I totally smelled those rancid farts you’ve been blowin in my direction. It’s down the hall and to the left.
Burl: Thanks dude. I feel a horrible case of the Wolf Brandies coming on...EXTRA SPICY.
This is a serious saying for sun shower
person -4: ah, the wolf is giving birth!
person 0: bro, take your meds
person -4: The devil is beating his wife!
Someone who drinks alcohol while driving or drinks then drives or takes illicit drugs
A bad wolf can be a drink driver or illicit drug user
A term originated from Minecraft, a one bone wolf is someone who can easily be negotiated with, or someone who easily gives into loyalties or favors, often getting ripped off because of it. Much like in Minecraft, how it only takes one bone to tame some wolves.
“Caden’s a one bone wolf. If you give him 5 bucks, he’ll pretty much do anything.”
“You’re seriously helping this dude hide a body just cuz he mowed your lawn that one time?! Don’t be a one bone wolf, dude!”
Cry wolf about something like thats bad, but the result is harmless but the result of a laugh wolf is comically deceptive
just a laugh wolf tactic
Probably best done with anyone you know well and get along with
Or people you really dont like to make them smell your fart one day for example
when you cry wolf about a fart for example and they find out you've been lying and then when you really do fart and admit it... and they find out about it because they dont know if your lying or not...
Laugh wolf
result of a cry wolf, being a comical one