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No matter the situation, the score or whatever time is left in the Football game, New England Patriots QB Tom Brady will pull out the victory.
Patriots were down by 40 when I turned the game off. They came back to win with 3 seconds left. Fucking Brady!!!
No definition, just wanted to say that Apple fucking sucks shit.
I just spent my entire night torrenting DMGs of OS X because the recovery process for the used Mac Mini I bought requires an Apple ID, and it's near impossible to make a recovery USB outside of OS X itself.
Fuck Apple.
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Tyrone the name of a man who plays Joe mama jokes and there species are mostly found at Shoe Palace slapping shoes
Jidion: Fuck Tyrone
Everybody : Fuck Tyrone
What you say when someone named Warren does literally anything.
"How hard is it to lock the door? Fucking Warren."
"It was fucking Warren that did that!"
"Fucking Warren didn't wash his dishes."
When you pull apart her arse cheeks and the cheesy remains of a previous ejaculation are still present, but you go ahead and fuck it anyway raw dog
I flipped her over and was like pulling a slice of pizza from the box. A real fondue fuck. She has clearly had a busy weekend
Usually used in a positive sense, possibly as a greeting to a close friend or when they've acted in a way which makes one proud
A: I went to sailors the other night and fucked this bitch in the toilet
B: Ah you cunted fuck thats awesome
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A: alright you cunted fuck how are you
B: alright thanks cunt
An expression of anger or lamentation.
I have a six-page essay due tonight and I haven't even started it yet. Fuck Maine.
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