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When a guy puts his nose in a girls vagina and his tongue in her anus.
Dude I gave her a Mexican fruit cup and she squirted in my left nostril
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when a girl has her period and puts it on her face and when it dries the guy peels in off and eat's it
I got a fruit roll up last night it was so hott.
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Used to describe the smell of breath after one has performed oral sex and immediately chewed a piece of Juicy Fruit Gum afterwards.
"Man! I just had the worst day, and my girlfriend came home with a juicy fruit and bacon mouth!"
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A sexual act in which the male ingests a high level of citrus fruit (preferably pineapple) 24 hours before the sexual encounter. When the male is preparing to ejaculate, he pulls out and skeets on her back. After it dries on her back, he peels it off and feeds the fruity snack to her.
Male: It's almost dry now.
Female: Shit, I hope so, I'm starving for a fruit roll up!
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A gay Jew. Typically blatantly and obnoxiously homosexual.
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inhibitor of affection, use at own risk
I was gonna kiss him, but he was still chewing on a Sunkist fruit gem!
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Expression used by proctologists to describe severe cases of external hemorrhoids.
The doctor remarked to his colleague, "I’d never seen so many low hanging fruit. I called the surgeon immediately and made an appointment for my patient."
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