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Austrian people.
So named because of the Hapsburg Dynasty which ruled Austria and parts of Europe for centuries. Because the Hapsburgs were inbred, they developed a physical deformity: an enlarged and lengthened chin, which was passed down through the genes of members of the Hapsburg family. Hence, Austrians are known as the chin Germans of the German family.
The ultimate German Nation includes the Swamp Germans, Mountain Germans, and Chin Germans. The Dutch, the Swiss, and the Austrians, respectively.
Beers and a smoke before anything else. Crack this cold one and light up right after you wake up.
This German Breakfast will hopefully cure my hangover.
*fridge full of beer* "Well, boys... It's a German Breakfast today!"
You have anal sex with someone and cover your penis in shit and then you pull out before your going to cum and finish on there face
Oh my god they did the German mud wizard
a sexual act that involves using a match or lighter to ignite a fart as the farter is hovering over the other's genitalia.
"She was looking to spice up our sex, so I brought a book of matches to bed and she gave me a German pilot light."
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This isn't your average "wow". The "German Wow" can only be applied to something so horrendous that it is almost as catastrophic as the world wars. This can be a reply to an extremely offensive or inappropriate comment or hearing news that changes your or someone else's life, usually in a bad way. It was invented by my family after watching a tv series where different countries compete in a series of physical challenges (Beastmaster).
Luke: "What did the German say to the Jew when they bumped into each other?"
Adam: "What..."
Luke: "I did Nazi Jew there!"
Adam: "German Wow..."
Or
Luke: "I recently found out my ex-girlfriend had sex with my Dad..."
Adam: "I'm so sorry man, that sucks."
Luke: "She keeping the child."
Adam: "German Wow..."
Escaping to Argentina to evade the authorities.
He did the ol' German Slip, eh?
When both partners climax at the same time providing peak efficiency
“Hey I heard you and your boyfriend going at it, did you both finish?”
“Yeah we had a German Climax, now we’re ready for the rest of the day”