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My girl and I were visiting the germans last weekend
A German person that usually tries to help by saying over there and at the end of every game if they loose , also usually a person that uses the sentence "u mom gay" and occasionally expresses his suicidal thoughts
When a guy is getting head in a hot tube and he hold the other persons head under water then farts on them.
I was in the hot tube when my girl was giving me head. I held her head and farted, the gas bubble came up and hit her in the face so hard she came up out of the water to smell it and was based. I told her she had just been German submarined!
When you put a wooden stick down a man's urethra and eat the corn from his ass while holding the stick.
Walter was hungry so I gave him a german corn dog.
Dude ur small as hell ur like German Ovsyannikov height dude
Unlike a French inhale this is When a person attempts to eat ass but the receiver farts in the pitchers mouth.
Yeah so I tried to eat my girls ass but she said it was ticklish and she gave me a “German Inhale”
Tastes like shit. Get czech beer instead
Dude 1:Wanna try german beer?
Dude 2: ew. No fucking way