Golded

Not a past tense of gold but the act of getting gold for something such as an award or game reward.

"I have already finished all the missions, then finished with the highest score possible and golded the game."
"They didn't even get the bronze but they should have golded the whole event if that horse didn't act up"

White gold

A term referring to Kyle jones’ ass because it is firm yet soft

Omg god that ass is white gold

White Gold

"White Gold" is another way to describe unvaccinated sperm

Random person: "Did you get any of the COVID vaccinations?"

Tom: "Hell no! If I do get any of them, I will contaminate my WHITE GOLD!"

gold fimosis

Is a golden dick on danish

Girl: Do you have a gold fimosis?
Boy: Wanna find out?

fighting gold!

something that breaks your hand

"bro why are you're hands so sore"
"because id'ont knoe"
"have you been fighting gold! recently"
"yes.."
"ho ho ho!"
"TALKING BEN?"
"Yes?"
"DO YOU LOVE GOD?"
"ho ho ho!"
"DO YOU LOVE GOD?"
"ho ho ho!"
"DO YOU LOVE GOD?"
*suspense music plays*
"No."
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH'HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

"i dont love god"
"WE LOVE GOD! WE LOVE G'OD WE LOVE GO'D!"

gobblewobblenator3000

i eat fish
jk no i dont
jk yes i do
jk no i dont
jk yes i do
jk no i dont
jk yes i do
jk no i dont
LOL!!!

Gold waffle

To bullshit your way to the top.

I mean if you put my assignment in a toasting pan thing you'd discover it's a gold waffle

Gold digging Venus cock traping hoe

When a females vagina has such ability similar to the venus fly trap. Upon entry The males cock is lured into postion using a range or techniques, usually only one is needed as the man is most likely surprised by the aggressive sexual nature of the trap. Once into her vagina via a fail proof method of using her unique ability to trap the penis using inner reverse mounted tooth she is able to ejaculate the male to force pregnancy therefore trapping him into 18 years of child support payments and ongoing abuse

"Ay man that hoe Ashlee I met, stay away shes a "gold digging Venus cock traping hoe " she got me good now she hitting me up for baby cash, I'm screwed"

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