ban-happiness

The urge to ban at will. Typically seen as a characteristic of asshole admins such as DerEngel

<Isabella> Uh oh. Looks like DerEngel's suffering ban-happiness again.

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happy cap

item found in a wallet to aid baby prevention; condom; leads to happiness

"Bust out the happy cap. I'm in the mood for some lovin'."

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happy frappy

An expression derived from the Guster song of the same name, "happy frappy" is a term mixing joy and frothy beverages. If you are happy frappy, you are feeling very well, and are most likely indulging in something delicious.

"I'm happy frappy! I drink Starbucks because I'm a consumer whore! Mmmm, coffee! YAY!"

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The Happy Birthday

When a guy is fingering a girl's asshole and he puts that finger in his mouth and gags himself until he throws up onto her asshole and then the girl lets out a fart, making a barf bubble, and after it pops, it shows the location of her asshole and then the guy fucks her asshole. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

"Hey did you hear?"
"Hear what?"
"Oh my god man... Steve was dared by his girlfriend to give her The Happy Birthday on her birthday!"
"Ew man, that's fucking gross."
"Yea but I heard it's like getting high."
"What ever man, that's fucked up!"

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trigger happy

British comedy hidden camera show where dom jolly just runs around causing havock, quite funny, great soundtrack.

"World shut your mouth" gettin a bit trigger happy ther

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happy tapioca

when people happily eat tapioca pudding. (:

Girl: "Do you want to come hang out today?"
Friend: "No I think I'll just go eat happy tapioca."
Girl: "That sounds amazing."

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trigger happy

An adjective used to describe a man (little boy) blows his load before or shortly after penetration...

"Hey, how was the sex the other night?"
"Man, he was trigger happy and lost it all over my thighs before he even got it in!"

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