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A phenomenon where a lack of originality or effort is perceived as creative and insightful for absolutely no reason, via the employment of hipster logic. This is usually observed when arguing with a contemporary author, artist, "thinker" etc. about the integrity of their work or the work of another. What's interesting is that any rebuttal made to the individual who is employing hipster logic will only reinforce that individual's standpoint, working toward the inevitable realization that other people just don't get it.
Joe: This is a toilet dude.
Hipster: You don't get it man, it's more than that.
Joe: Literally all that's here is a fucking toilet on a pedestal, this is not art.
Hipster: That's just the point the artist is trying to make, your ignorant confinement of 'art' is just a conformist attitude succumbing to the conceit of traditionalists. This artist is brilliantly fighting the status quo for a freer form of expression....
Joe: It's a fuckin toilet.
Hipster: Huh, you just don't get it, if you were able to get.....
Joe: Whoa whoa whoa, I see what's going on here, I've been trapped in a hipster feedback loop, and I'm getting out of here.
Someone who serves artisan roasted coffee by day and drinks only micro brews by night.
Steve is such a hipster barista queef. I’m sick and tired of hearing about the latest microbrew he wants everyone to try.
The perfect balance of everything a college student should encompass. An environmental indie hipster recycles, doesn't eat meat, dances wildly to non-mainstream bands, hangs out in coffee shops while refusing to drink anything but fair-trade or rain forest certified coffee, eats local/organic food, buys all their clothes from thrift stores, and at night tends to dance to funky music while by day takes university classes on how to save the world.
Environmental indie hipster: Starbucks sucks because it is corporate bullshit.
Non environmental indie hipster: But I love the double, mocha frappachinos!
EIH: u suck.
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A person who only accepts listening to underground hip hop and shuns mainstream hip hop.
Guy: Dude have you heard the new Jay-Z album!?!?
Hip Hop Hipster: No, Jay-Z is a sellout and so are all the other commercial rappers.
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Typically a person who talks about being a hipster yet who is physically/mentally incapable of being a true hipster. Works too hard to be a real hipster, so therefore only looks like a dumbass. Sometimes interrupts nice convertations with talking about how hipster he/she is. Annoying as hell.
"So how was your softball game?"
"Oh it was pretty good. I was being pretty hipster because I wore some badass miscolored socks."
"You are a Try-Hard "Hipster""
"I was walking in a park when I saw the teachers aid in my chemistry class riding a fixie while playing a guitar. He's such a Try-Hard "Hipster""
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People ages 14 and up who live in Los Angeles who listen to Yelle, wear berets and thinly striped shirts (usually black paired with another color), and have a large collection of flat, ankle-high, lace up boots. They also tend to write or say the word "tres" in front of every adjective.
Wannabe French Hipsters can be found at your local Farmer's Market and lurking in some dive bars. Also usually at trendy cafes eating a croissant and drinking black coffee.
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The act of defecating in the upper tank of a toilet, exhaling vape into the tank and then sealing it for a honeydew, kiwi, and cool mint surprise!
Thomas left a hipster upper decker in the toilet at the party that was surprisingly refreshing.