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When a women gives oral and pulls out of a women's mouth at the very last second and ejaculates on the women's chin, dripping down horizontally so that the thick cum repels down like a pointed beard.
"Last night, my girlfriend was giving me head, and as i pulled out, she had a White Sensei beard. Sorta made me think she was actually asian."
By the surly beard of Mfrik is an exclamation that originated in The Eye of Argon. This phrase is sometimes used among geekier circles to convey astonishment, as a battle cry, or simply to show knowledge of geek fandoms.
Grignr: By the surly beard of Mfrik! The Eye of Argon is the worst short story ever published.
When a female who is all natural (hasn't shaved in a while) sits on a man's face who has a full beard. Otherwise known as an organic continental breakfast. Also known as bush on beard crime.
Erin and Bart totally bush n bearded last night, followed by an organic continental breakfast.
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a result of a male with some form of facial hair performing oral sex on a female which then infuses pussy juice with facial hair.
Each one of those fellers from ZZ Top has HUGE beard flavor saver.
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A cigarette filled with pubic hair and a very small amount of tobacco at the tip to disguise the hairy surprise waiting inside.
This guy I know totally choked down a full Black Beard's Delight last night. He smoked it because he thought he was being cool. Just smelling that thing made me want to vomit!
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Another name for a nasty lookin vagina.
Look at the nasty bearded axe wound.
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Sitting on a guy's face who has a beard.
"I've got rug burns from Curtis' sideburns! That boy has one helluva bearded booster seat."
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