Irish Tip

When you leave the bar so drunk you forget to pay and tip your waitress.

or

When you only put the tip of your dick in and yell, "Oye, I just found the pot of gold!"

Ryan Walsh literally just gave our waitress an Irish Tip.

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irish side car

A red headed midget that completes a threesome.

We were in Vegas on St Patrick’s Day and decided to order an Irish Side Car. I tossed her around like basketball.

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Dirty Irish Milkbone

When a disgusting Irishman swabs his bellybutton with his finger, then wipes it on an unsuspecting innocent bystanders upper lip.

Jim got a dirty irish milkbone from kirk.

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Irish DJ

When one puts his/her finger into a womans vagina, rotating slowly as if ready to scratch a tune while upside down deejaying, hence Irish DJ!!!!

What are you doing tonight pal?
I'm taking a bird out and i'm hoping do an irish dj to her!!

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Irish Drinking Song

Any song at all.

"Hey, 'Somewhere over the Rainbow' is playing."

"Sounds like an Irish Drinking Song to me! Bottoms up!"

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Irish week

The length of time it takes for a person or group of people to drink a bottle of whisky.

Les: Dude, how long will it take for you to get over this breakup?

Wes: An Irish week.

Les: How long's that?

Wes: Probably later tonight.

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Irish Vocabulary

Just regular vocabulary but consists of the word "Fuck" after every word. Usually happens when people are drunk, and or high.

Irishman: What the fuck is going on here you motherfucking face pussy. You been fuckin round here latley? I think you been fuckin. Get the fuck off!

You: Dontcha use your Irish Vocabulary on me!!

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