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When a waitress at a pizzeria has interest in you, she invites you to the kitchen and shoves a hot order of chicken tenders up your asshols to let you know that your a babe.
The waitress gave me an Italian delite when I walked into the restaurant.
hey jimmy I only took the landing gear off that Italian partridge on sandene wth Dave i just sauced one in the xlt on Harding
When a peice of pasta falls down your face, into your cleavage and gets stuck down your top.
Nimoe: you'll never guess what happened to me last week in England.
Jess: what!?
Nimoe: I was in a posh restaurant and had a really embarrassing Italian motorboat.
Jess: Lol.
An act during sex, in which a woman eats a strict diet of her own hair for one day the night before, and then pulls it out of her asshole and into her partners mouth; the shitty hair looks like a brown fondue.
I saw Jessica giving jacks the Italian Fondue
The act of a girl on her period Cumming.
Girl 1: why do you look so rough?
Girl 2: it was an Italian Cream Salsa
Mario was having a good time until out came the Italian Heart Attack
Outwardly expressed feelings of shock, distress & anger when someone is told that something is going to cost way more than reasonably expected.
*you're getting your car serviced at the mechanic*
Mechanic: Your air filter is pretty dirty. We can replace it for around $40.
You: $40?! You trying to give me an Italian heart-attack?! Put it back, I can get that shit at Walmart for 8 bucks!