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Jason

7-inch shlong
Mad separation issues
"Good at basketball"
Says "That's Game" whenever he does something minor
Has a hot layup form tho
Has had at least one girlfriend
Looks like a traffic cone with weird hair
And finally, an over 200 day snapchat streak with himself

Damn, thats a real Jason over there.

by notmyrealaccount July 25, 2017


Jason

He is the punching bag friend, a little homosexual at times, but laid back and has a little dick.

Wow that dude "Jason" Is lowkey really weird

by cocobutters100 November 25, 2024


Jason

Jason is the type of person to have sex with anyone, Jason would cream in the teacher anyday at any time. Jason cums on everyone and butt fucks them

Jason stop butt fucking everyone

by jkjlkjkjlkj August 2, 2022


Jason

El mas pinche vergas y mas guapo de todos

Jason is super hot.

by #EGDG October 31, 2017


Jason

An absolute gronk of a man. His grey hair just makes him more gronk like, and those sunglasses, don't even get me started. Anyone who likes fishing is a gronk, let alone when it's Jason

Wow Jason is such a gronk

by Molly-Man-101 June 13, 2022


Jason

A person with the same IQ than a grandfather clock, can't take a hint and constantly gives the teacher a mental breakdown and gets screamed at.

Bro Jason is totally going to get expelled this time

by @therealKermitthefrog December 5, 2019


Jason

The name Jason is a typically masculine name that is believed to have Greek and Hebrew origins. Jason is a classic and traditional Greek name. In Greek, the name means “healer.” This is from the Greek word “iaomai” which means “to heal.” The origin of the name can also be traced to Greek mythology.Jason is a sarcastic person, but when you get to know him he will talk and joke around with you. He is a hopeless romantic that dreads being alone. He calls the woman that he loves beautiful not hot. He makes sure the lucky girl he has in his life is ok at all times.

See that guy right there, that's jason.

by Foxy 2 shoes November 23, 2021