Jacob Sartorious

A boy who hasn't hit puberty yet

Sister 1: OMG JACOB SARTORIOUS FOLLOWED ME ON TWITTER!!!

Sister 2: ...

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Jacob Sartorius

A person who gets loads of hate from everyone for just being himself and spreading love and doing music, his own thing! He gets told to go kill himself a lot from judgmental people. Really lovable once you get to know him, sensitive, strong and handsome!

Jacob Sartorius is the next Justin Beiber!

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Jacob Clifford

Just a worse version of Adam Pinkerton

Person 1: Hey have you heard of Jacob Clifford
Intellectual: Yeah, isn't he just a bad version of Adam Pinkerton, who is so cool he doesn't even need a YouTube channel?

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bitchboy Jacob

Sum bitchboy named Jacob

Yo that bitchboy Jacob aint shit.

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Eva and Jacob

Eva likes Jacob but Jacob likes everyone but eva

“Eva and Jacob sitting in a tree”

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Uzair Jacobs

...gay

"Yo, y'know Uzair Jacobs? Yeaahhhhh...hella gay<3"

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Jacobs dick

So short the it rains magical unicorns with their buttholes spread wide open for his short Peter Pan Eskimo dick

Unicorns and Eskimos approve of Jacobs dick cause it’s imaginary:

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