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Jimmy Page is a damn Satanist. - OUCH!
I wouldn't want to be in his shoes on Judgement Day!
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One who is bow-legged, or just looks like they are
"Matt's sensitive, don't stare at his jimmy legs when he's looking...."
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Pulling a Jimmy is when a person knows that he or she has an important event to attend and the night before the big event, they will go out and party too much. The next day while nursing a bad hangover the person in question will decide to blow off the event due to "Pulling a Jimmy". It is named after a person named Jimmy who has been known to do this numerous times.
Jimmy is invited to his 40th Birthday BBQ. The night before he goes out and gets smashed. The next day he decides that he is much too hungover to attend his own Birthday BBQ. So jimmy himself is again Pulling a Jimmy.
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A social event with far more males in attendance than females, i.e. a sausage-fest.
We went to the bar last night and it was like a damned Jimmy Dean convention in there.
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Jimmy the Dead rat is a large late rodent, known for his ravishing humour and exquisite style.
Fellow 1: Good day monsieur
2nd lad: Hello, fine fellow. May I interest you in our late lord and savior Jimmy?
Fellow 1: The dead rat?
Passing Lady: ALL HAIL JIMMY THE DEAD RAT
Passing enby: ah yes, salutations to jimmy
Everyone in chorus: Jimmy, please bless our humble abodes
Timothy, in the distance: And my mansion!
Everyone in chorus: f@#k you Timothy
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The code word you say for when a homesexual walks by so the gay doesnt know youre talking about him. Commonly used by males.
(gay dude walks by) dude 1:"dude, jimmy neutron" dude 2:"oh shit, youre right!"
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the man that makes one of the best late night shows, jimmy kimmel live
jimmy kimmel is a boss
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