June 17

Michelle’s birthday bitches bigg pimppin

It’s June 17 ah big pimps birthday

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June 25

The person who was born on this day is annoying af

It’s June 25

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June 14th

If your born in June 14th you are the fittest most horny person ever you are lucky to be born in June 14th

Jack - ohh you were born June 14th

You - yes

Jack (In his head - fuck yeah I’m going to get laid tonight

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June 10th

National ass grabbing/slapping day. Y’all already know. No permission needed. Just grab that ass. Female or male.

“I can’t wait for June 10th.”

“What’s that?”
“National Ass Grabbing AND Slapping Day of course!”

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june 1

the straightest day of the year

jacob: "its june 1 you know what that means!"
carl: "yeah time to be super heterosexual!"

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june 13

army this is the day we are celebrated by our favorite people bts and we cherish this day because we celebrate another year of being part of there life and helping them be successful with there great music and being baby, cute,hot,daddy material all at once like have you seen someone be all those a once

hey do you know today is june 13 get your army bombs and lets celebrate today our birthday

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june dog

when you put ur bare ass butthole on somebody's nose and squeeze off a stinker while they are asleep, awaking them into a stinky haze of ass gas.

dude, sean woke me up this morning with a june dog. it was stinky and very hot.

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