Bitch, I don't know your life!

What one might say when another person makes you slightly(or considerably) annoyed.

You are standing in line and a lady screams at you to move to the back for her fair turn.

You reply with, "Bitch, I don't know your life!" and casually move to the back of the line.

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Who do you know here, baby?

what you say when a baby rudely tries to get into a party they were not invited to.

*sees baby*

“Who do you know here, Baby?”

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you know what i am saying?

Do you understand what I said?

Hey, bro, you know what i am saying?

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Cant say what you dont know

1. when you dont know something.
2. when you dont feel like giving a real answer.

John- where you going lisa?
Lisa- Cant say what you dont know?

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I know it like the back of my ass

phrase.
refers to an unknown area. the opposite of the common phrase "i know it like the back of my hand". Originates from the fact that most people (unless they are porn actors/models) are quite unfamiliar with the backs of their asses.

Joey: oh look that chick lives in Ismay, Montana. I know that place like the back of my hand. I'll get laid for sure!

Tommy: shit, I know it like the back of my ass.
(walks away defeated...)

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You know what I find funny?

If your girlfriend tells you this.... just run. You do not wanna find out what's funny. Just turn off your phone, pack your bags, call a taxi, take a flight and leave the country.

Girl: Good morning babe
Boy: Good morning beautiful
Girl: Hey babe, who's that girl that liked your Instagram post?
Boy : Oh, that's just a friend babe
Girl: You know what I find funny?
Boy: ...... *turns off phone, packs bag, calls taxi, takes a flight, leaves the country.

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I don’t know how but they found me

A band which is loved by many. Lead singer is former panic at the disco touring bassist dallon weeks.

Person 1 “have you heard I don’t know how but they found me new song?”

Person 2 “yeah it’s great”

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