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A term commonly used to describe elder women who have turned senile, and are often found in the produce section of local grocery stores conversing, lecturing, or scolding various fruits and vegetables. Can also be used to describe people who talk to the air, at the back of peoples heads, or a woman who REALLY likes grapefruit.
"Hey, was that old lady yelling at me or the celery?"
"It was actually the plantaines, She's a Grapefruit lady."
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Acting evasive toward your friends because you have a girlfriend.
What's up with westy? I don't know, he had been acting lady shady.
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A faxy lady is a plus sized woman who is still totally hot. "Faxy" is fat plus sexy. It is also a play on words stemming from the 1970's phrase, "Foxy Lady". You must be at least a size 16 or larger to be considered a Faxy Lady.
Guy one: You see that big chick over there? I think I am gonna hit that tonight.
Guy two: I don't blame you, dude. That's one Faxy Lady!
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A dude who constantly flirts with every lady he comes in contact without regards to the current task at hand.
Kenny has Lady ADD when he should be helping out the next customer. He's flirting with a lady, when he should be helping out with projects at work.
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When two beautiful ladies lick up opposite sides of a hard penis and when they reach the top, they transition into a hot girl girl French kiss!
It was so hot when Ginger and MaryAnn did that Lady and the Tramp move while sucking off the Professor!
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Lady James is someone who gets on your nerves and is crazy male or female.
Hey Abe do you no Justin he's so crazy like a lady james.
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A rare sub-population of dyke. Often of unkempt appearance and usually sporting a flannelette shirt complemented by a pair of skate shoes &/or boots.
Although similar to the common 'butch dyke' or 'bulldyke' in demeanor, obesity and general shitness: lady pooftas are distinguishable by the appearance of foam under the armpit (particularly prominent in hotter climates) and highly pronounced facial and back hair. Further differentiation also arises in the feet and genitals, where phenotypically webbed-toes and a large clitoris are observed.
Due to this particularly large clitoris, most lady pooftas are capable of producing what is commonly referred to as a 'veginis'.
#1 'Dude did you hear about Tammy?'
#2 'Tammy? That lady poofta on 5th and Main?'
#1 'Yeah dude, Sarah tells me she pulls a pretty convincing veginis'
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