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does this shirt make me look fat

yes

"does this shirt make me look fat?"
"yes"

by mike lemon May 3, 2009

17๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


you're look like a crap in slow motion

a tf2 meme

heavy:scout!
scout:yeah?
heavy:where is your mama?
scout:*u wot m8*
scout:you're look like a crap in slow motion

by whomst've am I? April 5, 2018


The Patron Saint of Perverted Looking Balloon Animals

Watch out for this dude, his sick mind will turn this form of amusement into a perverse art form that would be considered offensive to most of the people who watch and many animals as well. He knows countless different animals shaped like a penis, and how to utilize them in conjunction with animals shaped like various other body parts including but not limited to: the vagina, the buttocks, the armpit, the breasts, and even an empty eye socket.

The clown I hired for my son's 14th birthday was a complete disaster since he turned out to be the patron saint of perverted looking balloon animals in mere disguise. My poor son was nearly traumatized. Having a mother embarrassing enough to hire a clown for his 14th birthday.

by The Patron Saint April 1, 2015


Your face looks like your butt

A way to tell someone that they're ugly. Sometimes just used in playin'.

Your face looks like your butt.
Say what?
Your face looks like your butt.
Say what?

by Andi February 10, 2005

67๐Ÿ‘ 36๐Ÿ‘Ž


looks like santa came early this year.

When something fortunate happens or you get something really cool.

I bought a car this December......

Looks like Santa came early this year.

by Phoenixsky7775 December 24, 2011

10๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


do i look like your momma?

Comeback used to disrespect someone elses mother.

Luke the up himself white guy: Mary you fat fuck.
Mary: Um excuse me, do i look like your momma?

by Cassie Thompson February 18, 2005

15๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


Why did you look this up?

No, really, why did you look this up?

Come on, why did you look this up? Come and be a, why did you look this up? Oliver, Josh, Jack and Ben. LoL Yolo. ๐Ÿค—๐Ÿ’ฉ๐Ÿฆ„๐Ÿ˜‡๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ–•

by William Shakes The Speare May 25, 2016

6๐Ÿ‘ 18๐Ÿ‘Ž