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The imaginary measuring device guys in personal ads use to measure their penises. The MDR adds anywhere from 2 to 5 inches to the length of a penis.
Ad-reader: "Wow! This guy has 10 inches! Check out this ad!"
Friend: "Maybe if you're measuring with the magic dick ruler..."
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To masturbate, especially applicable to males.
It usually ends in the guy ejaculating just like a genie coming out of its lamp after someone rubs it.
When Josh started thinking of the cute girl from PE, he knew he had to rub the magic lamp to get his horninous out.
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Uncle Roger’s slang for cocaine.
Jack loves the magic white powder, He even used it in his BBC food egg fried rice.
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Using a magic cup holder is to throw garbage out of your car window.
Child - "Isn't there anywhere to put trash in your car?"
Grandpa - "Yup give it here. I'll put it in my magic cup holder"
*grandpa throws trash out the window*
Child - "Where did it go??"
Grandpa - "Magic!"
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A magical tune from the 1986 video game Outrun.
Composed by Hiroshi Miyauchi in Japan.
magical sound shower is wicked, just like the other outrun tunes.
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The Reverse Magic Jack is akin to the Magic Jack, but whereas the Magic Jack involves a guy getting his unit worked whilst he is unconscious, in the Reverse Magic Jack, the Jackee enlists the help of an unconscious Jacker to stroke his unit for him.
John awoke with a nice stiffie, but his girl was fast asleep. Rather than beat his own meat, John guided her hand into position, and Reverse Magic Jack happiness ensued.