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The imaginary measuring device guys in personal ads use to measure their penises. The MDR adds anywhere from 2 to 5 inches to the length of a penis.
Ad-reader: "Wow! This guy has 10 inches! Check out this ad!"
Friend: "Maybe if you're measuring with the magic dick ruler..."
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Uncle Roger’s slang for cocaine.
Jack loves the magic white powder, He even used it in his BBC food egg fried rice.
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To masturbate, especially applicable to males.
It usually ends in the guy ejaculating just like a genie coming out of its lamp after someone rubs it.
When Josh started thinking of the cute girl from PE, he knew he had to rub the magic lamp to get his horninous out.
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A magical tune from the 1986 video game Outrun.
Composed by Hiroshi Miyauchi in Japan.
magical sound shower is wicked, just like the other outrun tunes.
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Using a magic cup holder is to throw garbage out of your car window.
Child - "Isn't there anywhere to put trash in your car?"
Grandpa - "Yup give it here. I'll put it in my magic cup holder"
*grandpa throws trash out the window*
Child - "Where did it go??"
Grandpa - "Magic!"
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The best people in the world where there is 5 boys and 3 girls. The girls are hippies and cupcake emos and the boys are jocks and stoners. They tend enjoy and envolv in hot kinky sex when they hang out. They are much like the movie " Normal Adolescent Behavior".
OMG! When I was hanging out with Super Magical 8, I totally orgasmed with BuckyMcBeaverPants and LispyMcMexmicanPantsMan.