has a very very large penis
He has a cock like Martin Griesbeck
Definition:
1) to be wholly unaware of one's circumstances
2) to hold strong belief of imminent riches, yet discover that is not the case
Example:
"I'm super excited for my share scheme to come good soon"
"But you know that they only mature monthly five years after investing?"
"Dude, you're shitting me?"
Narrator: _He was not shitting him, he now knows The Martin pain
*Martin pain*
Verb: Martin pain
Definition:
1) to be wholly unaware of one's circumstances
2) to hold strong belief of imminent riches, yet discover that is not the case
Example:
"I'm super excited for my share scheme to come good soon"
"But you know that they only mature monthly five years after investing?"
"Dude, you're shitting me?"
Narrator: _He was not shitting him, he now knows *The Martin pain*_
If you’re name is Alix Martin You are a big Bean
Alix Martin likes girls and is a Bean
Martin Hallberg is a strong but charming gymnast. He is the guy that allways is the best boyfriend or husband if you say so. He has a dick that is longer than a ruer and the voice of an angel.
Martin Hallberg is the best singer I've ever heard
The sexiest guy in your group chat and someone who everyone wants to be like he’s smart caring funny and overall the greatest in the entire world he’s incredibly tall and muscular and he’s quiet and mysterious he’s also very underrated
Martin-jayden I’m so glad in your in my your the greatest
While there are no Marek Martins alive currently, Marek Martin literally means the God of War, the God of War if you go back to language roots. Therefore Marek Martin is official the God of The God of War. If you ever meet this man stay away. He is dangerous, a predator to all of society, and may kill you just by looking at you. Marek Martin's name shouldn't be uttered in vain. He shall only be used if you want to summon the gods from above, or in truly desperate circumstances.
"I think we may lose this battle soldier. But let's hope Marek Martin dawns luck upon us, to beat our enemy," - TJ "Stonewall" Jackson. 1824-1863