Mud Pup

To have sexual intercourse with a girl. It's when you stick your erected penis into her anal cavity while she is taking a wicked dump; you're penis will normally come out stained brown with her own shit

"Dude, did you get laid with Harmony? "

Kid: "yeah, but my dick came out a mud pup when I did anal with her."
"Damn bro that's pretty gnar"

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Pulling mud

When you jack off a dehydrated guy, and his cum comes out thick.

I was so dehydrated and tired my girl was pulling mud out of me.

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mud shower

When a girl, during kinky sexual escapades, decides to lay you down, stand over you and let loose a torrent of diarrhea all over your face.

"The sex started great, until she decided to give me a mud shower"

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mud tie

Basically, you lay a big steaming poo on someone's chest in the formation of a tie...

harriet: what shall i wear tonight?

edd: how about a mud tie..?

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Swimming in mud

Having anal sex with a male or female.

I love when I go swimming in mud.

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Hobo Mud

Muddy pile of fecal matter found on the sidewalk in urban areas.

Hobo Mud is plentiful around 17th and Capp street in San Francisco.

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Mud Monster

when you have so much fun you wouldn't notice if you were covered in shit.

may we all be mud monster.

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