Noob toob

A very small penis

You have a noob toob, bro

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Noob Point

Noob Points are those points that are given to any person who fails to uphold the traditional gamer standards. The most common way to obtain Noob Points is by going to bed before 11pm.

Jake: Im going to bed now, Its getting late, its almost 9:30.

Larry: 500 Noob Points!

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Noob Shot

To be rocketed, shot in the back, or both.

He was a total noob and noob shot me in the back

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ulti-noob

A person who has been playing a computer for more then three years and is still a noob at it. 75% of the time, ulti-noobs will neva become good enough to be even a regular noob.

George: Rei, your such an ulti-noob, you've been playing this game for six years and your still crap.
Rei: Its not my fault i'm an Ulti-noob.. I think its hereditary?

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known noob

A noob so egregious in his offenses that he develops a reputation as a noob.

"Oh look! It's Lefty, the known noob from the TDA DotA: Allstars community! Get away before he sees us."

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noob h4x0r

a n00b and a h4x0r

Josh Helmes, Amber fullfeet, Abraham Smith, Emily amberstson, kevin day , todd marksmin, tony mccman.

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Noob Sauce

A player on Xbox Live that is continuously pounded into a bloody pulp.

"That kid sucks a Halo 3. He's a noob sauce."

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