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The Russian Death Fridge better known as the KV2 or Kliment Voroshilov tank, houses a snub nose 152mm howitzer. the Russian Death Fridge couldn't move and fire the gun and the same time because of the weight of snub nose 152mm howitzer. Often when the kv2's tracks were shot out the crew would just ditch the tank because the tank was a sitting duck
I call it the Russian death fridge because one Russian badger world of tanks video were everyone in his twitch chat told him to the Russian death fridge i thought thought about and the kv2's design did look like a fridge
The act of giving someone a black eye(s) by beating them in the face with ones own testicles.
Tom beat down Mark then finished him off with a Russian wrecking ball.
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An anecdote or fact someone tells to make him/herself look like he/she actually knows something. Comes from Star Trek TOS, in which Ensign Pavel Chekov says that basically everything is a "Russian inwention" and why, leading to Kirk, in one episode whilst Sulu is launching into a complicated anecdote about Siberia, to announce that "if he wanted a Russian history lesson, he would have brought Mr. Chekov along".
Me: Oh, look. Flowers.
You: Oh yes, those are crocuses, the only flower that can grow in snow. I have a friend who genetically engineered crocuses and planted them on the moon-
Me: Please spare me the Russian history lesson.
You: (have just been owned)
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An absolute beatdown session.
-A line is drawn in dirt
-Right foot of both men is placed on the line
-The men interlock hands over the line
-The first man to slap is decided by the flip of a coin
-They begin by slapping each other in the face
-Note: As hard as possible
-Victor of the bought is decided when the other man steps over the line, lets go of each others hands, or surrenders.
-Best two out of three is the winner
Jesus vs. Allah.
Go to page XVLI of the bible to see a real life example of a Russian Slap Fight between two great leaders.
To ejaculate. Used in the Family Guy episode "Sibling Rivalry".
Peter: "I have an appointment to Banish a White Russian from my Kremlin."
Nurse: "This is a sperm bank, you don't have to use the innuendo."
Peter: "Okay, where do I splooge?"
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Lining up shots of vodka on a treadmill then you and one friend have to drink as many shots as you can while another friend feeds more on the other side
Chris: yo I'm about to start the Russian conveyer belt!
Roger and Michael: lets go! Your ass could never put out enough shots in time!
The frothy lather created when a Russian gas cooker’s vaginal juices are mixed with man gravy, genital sweat a.k.a. Duck Butter and saliva, then laced with the odour of burned latex.
“Hey Denise, you should have seen the Russian Imperial Soap this gassie from St Petersburg left me with.”
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