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What you'll likely suffer from if you "mow da lawn" too early in da Spring, before da weather moderates sufficiently for da lower half of your face to feel warm enough when "directly" exposed to outdoor-temperatures.
I made the mistake of shaving off my thick bushy winter-beard in early April, and now I gots Chilly-cheeks Syndrome!
Cheeks Pong: when a group of guys plays a game of ping pong to three. the loser pulls his cheeks out and gets zinged on the bum until the winner misses
My ass hurts so bad, the guys drilled me in a game of cheeks pong last night.
getting killed or losing consciousness by the enormous weight of a woman's/man's cheeks sitting on your face
i would totally let the cyberdemon from DOOM sit and crush my face. getting cheeked out by that muscle muffin would be an honor
The most voluptuous, juiciest, chunkiest, most fruity cake in the lord's name.
John: my booty cheeks are getting slapped tonight
Marcus: What the fuck jhon
a more civil synonym for half assing something
student A: man i can't believe we have to write an entire essay on osmosis through the epidermis by tommorow.
student B: just single cheek it.
The action when people without or with limited teeth look as though they have eaten a lemon and are trying to get the taste out of their mouth.
Those cheek chewers need to go and get a set of dentures to eliminate gumming their mouths raw...
toothless hillbilly prune face dentures chew
Someone who has never been kissed even on the cheek by someone of the opposite gender
"yeah... i'm a cheek virgin :("