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An underestimated console people assume is bad when they didn't actually play it.
Guy: Xbox One sucks!
Casual Gamer: How does it suck? Did you actually play it?
Guy: ...Xbox One still sucks!
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The technique of closing one eye to be able to see straight usually attributed to double vision due to over consumption of alcohol
Jack: Dude, I had to pull a one eye to read this text message. see also: pirate
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One Touch One Bounce abrv.( One T One B) is a playground football game where you have a group of people 2 or more in a circle formation. The aim of the game is to keep playing while trying to get people out. You are only allowed one touch to get someone out or play until someone messes up a kick as well as one bounce although having no bounces are allowed.
You can kick the ball in anyway possible but the other players must be able to reach the ball or else they will be out.
The game can be fast paced and you can do volleys or play it to see how many touches everyone in total gets.
The first person out starts the final by throwing the ball in the middle in the air(between two people) . If the ball bounces between two people and hard to tell who was closer it is 50/50 and no one is out.
Head skank are allowed (headering the ball to someone can be done quickly and takes skill to master}
foot skank are not (kicking the ball purposely at someones feet at high speed and they cannot react quick enough
If the ball hits the kerb and fence and bounces back then play on or if other players could have reached it then you are still in.
Written by some guy who adapted the first version when introduced in our school.
Lets go to the playground and play One Touch One Bounce
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Lance armstrong had testicular cancer and lost one of his nuts. now his friends call him one nut
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English phrase used to describe the state an individual or party of people are in when they have ingested a significant amount of any one or combination of intoxicating substances and have aspirations of engaging in sexual relations and/or violent conflict with other rindividuals
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To drink with the intention of becoming intoxicated, as opposed for purely social reasons.
One will often tie one on when looking to have a good time or self-sooth
So do this thing with me
Instead of tying on a tight one tonight
~Interpol, Nex Exit
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A euphemism for "Fuck you!" coined by the Hill sisters of Ashland KY when their children were young. Can also be used in lieu of flipping someone off in mixed company. The phrase came from an episode of "Mad About You" in which Paul Reiser's character has just had words with a client. As the client storms offsreen, Paul calls out, "Are we still on for tennis? . . . Does that mean at 1:00?"
You missed the turn back there, Sheena. Tennis at one, Cheryl.
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