One who has no skill or brain,who acts like an idiot or says stupid things. Lacks in Good looks and is bad with the ladies.
Ex: Levi can't handle his liquor, what a mutt puppy.
The act of male masturbation without the use of lubricant, causing abrasions on the skin of the penis. The term is also a reference to the name and the abrasive sound of the Canadian electro-industrial band Skinny Puppy.
A: Why are you walking like that?
B: Dude, I was totally skinning the puppy last night. I knew I was out of lotion but I couldn't help myself!
Who up skinning they puppy rn
The process of walking a dog with the leash trailing between the two back legs in an attempt to gain canine compliance through overstimulation or greater fear of the collar pull. (Sidebar: Or the dog walker is dumb.)
Did you see those two crotch puppies on the trail yesterday? I feel so bad for those pooches. Someone needs to learn how to walk a dog.
A term used to define the way the Mercades Benz SLS handles: Dead, limp, and floppy.
DIZZAM!!!! That Mercades Benz SLS handles like a sack of dead puppies.
Social obligation to notify others when a good boy is in the near vicinity
Yo look at this good boy :)
Woah, dude! why didn't you tell me you saw a dog recently?
Was I supposed to?
Yeah bro, dont you know about the Puppy Dog Etiquette?
The What?
THE PDE, Puppy Dog Etiquette!
An ocean puppy is basically a seal being that their behavior resembles a puppy
I want an ocean puppy they’re so cute