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That brown paper bag money push my mattress through the roof.
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Code word for having sex. Especially sex in a school or office environment.
Shelly is about to go put paper in the copy machine with John.
money earned from selling dope
I don't know how I'd make it without that brown paper bag money.
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A fallback plan for running out of toilet paper, which involves taking an unscheduled shower to prevent dingleberries or racing tracks.
Dude, this Plan B Toilet Paper is getting old. If you kill the toilet paper, buy some more!
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A phrase said when a guy/girl's appearance matches your preference and you find them attractive. They are exactly what you're looking for looks wise.
"Theo is a 100% my type on paper"
"Yeah he is gorgeous!"
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A toilet paper boxing glove is where some individuals use half a roll of toilet paper each time they wipe their butt.The entire hand is wound with 10-20 wraps of TP all the way down to the wrist. At first glance,the toilet tissue bandaged hand might be mistaken to be broken or badly burned.
Dad looked like he'd been to the emergency room with that toilet paper boxing glove.
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A game of rock paper scissors where the loser gets hurt according to how he lost
If they lose to:
Stone - The get a punch in the arm
Paper - A slap to the face
Scissors - A Nipple Cripple
Great for playing drunk normally someone ends up dead :D
Slaps are normally the worst
Remember I made this game up :D
Rock paper scissors EXTREME is just plain even have you seen my face!
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